*This? This is one high-powered, fancypants lawyer standing in the middle of the room looking very confused.*

...This certainly doesn't look like my home. Would anyone mind telling me where I am, and how I've ended up here?

Typist: I BLAME GEM. Anyway, this is Mark Darcy from Bridget Jones' Diary, by Helen Fielding.

And walking, or more accurately stumbling, through the corridors is a Bridget Jones, she is holding an almost empty bottle of wine which she periodically swigs from and she is singing rather loudly ( Read more... )